30 7 / 2014

kwikemart:

i envision a relationship with every single person i find attractive and i need to stop doing that cause its getting my hopes up for nothing and making me sad

(via bringmethehockey)

30 7 / 2014

30 7 / 2014

30 7 / 2014

13hali:

eddie—lack:

WHO MADE THIS! ?!,!

13hali:

eddie—lack:

WHO MADE THIS! ?!,!

(Source: jake--virtanen, via brentseabrookshair)

30 7 / 2014

mtv:

lotsalipstick:

blackalleykat:

urulokid:

freddyskrueger:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

omfg

iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”

I just reblogged this yesterday but I fucking had to do it again because it gets funnier every single time omg

I can’t stop laughing. their faces, tho!!!

omg

(via jagr-bombs-for-days-68)

30 7 / 2014

30 7 / 2014

30 7 / 2014

Anonymous said: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

30 7 / 2014

spicy-vagina-tacos:

patrickstump-kin:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

If your family ever feels dysfunctional just remember that my parents got divorced and didn’t tell each other where they were moving to so they ended up moving in the same neighborhood and becoming neighbors

This is my favorite sTori.

I can’t BREATHE

(via black-and-red-until-im-dead)

30 7 / 2014

healiing:

Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/australia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.

(via darrylheartzhenya)